London Weather

You know what's annoying? London weather SUCKS!
If it's freezing, it sucks, because it's mid-July, and we're all wearing jumpers and knee-high woollie socks.
If it's cold, it sucks, because we wear jumpers and knee-high woollie socks, and then it decides to be hot, and we sweat like pigs.
If it's cool, we wear sandals, and then our toes turn blue, because it's freezing all of a sudden.
And if it's hot, it's panic! Because there's nothing to prepare you for the heat, soaring humidity, no A/C, and no beaches to jump into. So we drench in our sweat, waiting for it to be cool again.
And it starts all over again...
Sux.